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From watching Robert run the board to wanting in on the action, this is the staff uniform we designed for you, inside joke and all.
🧵 Design Note:
Chest SDN logo embroidery. Back “are you gonna eat those twinks?” graphic for the inside joke. Sleeve hit with a Phoenix-program style mark to round it out.
✨ Features:
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece
- Pre-shrunk classic fit
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft hand and reduced pilling
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Cool iron on reverse if needed. Do not dry clean.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$65.00 USD
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🧵 Design Note:
Chest SDN logo embroidery. Back “are you gonna eat those twinks?” graphic for the inside joke. Sleeve hit with a Phoenix-program style mark to round it out.
✨ Features:
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece
- Pre-shrunk classic fit
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft hand and reduced pilling
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Cool iron on reverse if needed. Do not dry clean.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
