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From watching Robert run the board to wanting in on the action, this is the staff uniform we designed for you, inside joke and all.
🧵 Design Note:
Chest SDN logo embroidery. Back “are you gonna eat those twinks?” graphic for the inside joke. Sleeve hit with a Phoenix-program style mark to round it out.
✨ Features:
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece
- Pre-shrunk classic fit
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft hand and reduced pilling
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Cool iron on reverse if needed. Do not dry clean.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dispatch Staff SDN Inspired Sweatshirt
$87.50
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$87.50
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🧵 Design Note:
Chest SDN logo embroidery. Back “are you gonna eat those twinks?” graphic for the inside joke. Sleeve hit with a Phoenix-program style mark to round it out.
✨ Features:
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece
- Pre-shrunk classic fit
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft hand and reduced pilling
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Cool iron on reverse if needed. Do not dry clean.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
FAQ
What are your shipping times?
Shipping times vary by region. Canadian orders typically arrive in 5-7 business days (standard) or 2-3 business days (express). U.S. orders take 7-10 business days (standard) or 3-5 business days (express). International shipping times range from 10-25 business days depending on your location.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes! We ship worldwide to most countries. International customers should note that duties and taxes may apply depending on your destination. For some countries, these are paid at checkout (DDP), while for others they'll be collected upon delivery (DDU).
Will my order arrive in one package?
To ensure faster and more efficient delivery, some orders may be fulfilled from different locations. If your order contains multiple items, they may arrive in separate packages with a time difference of up to 10 business days. You'll receive tracking information for each shipment.
What is a preorder?
A preorder allows you to reserve an item before it's officially released or restocked. When you place a preorder, you secure your item at the current price, and it will ship once production is complete.
Can I track my order?
Absolutely! Once your order ships, you'll receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number. You can use this number to monitor your package's journey in real-time through the carrier's website.